Respect the Pooper!

BITCH ASS HOE, CAN YOU PEE NICELY? ... I need to vent, lol.

It only took a minute but I'd rather be spending that minute doing something else. Fuck, this past weekend I had to clean pee of my precious pooper because some guests didn't know how to aim. Seriously guys if you're @ home, then fine, spray the damn walls of your bathroom with piss. But if you're going to a friend's/relative's house you should be considerate and watch where your schlong is pointing when you're pissin'. You know what? I have to start over...

I don't really know if I should put the blame on a male or female because.... you ready for this? There was a foot print on my toilet seat. WHAT THE F***?? UGHHHH! goodness! Y'all know what I'm talkin about... I know you got that one aunty, one cousin, one nana that squats with two feet on the toilet seat to pee. Pee any way you want just fucking clean up after yourself! I nearly used 1/2 of my Lysol to disinfect the exterior of my pooper! BOO!

And you know what? that footprint was dirty as fuck, took me a while to rub that shit off... and I KNOW IT WAS A FOOTPRINT because I see little toe shapes, you don't need a detective to figure that out.

Plain and simple, if you're gonna pee with an uncontrollable schlong, you mind as well pee outside guys.... and for you squatters out there.... wtf man? you can bring some sanitary seat covers and pee the regular way or aim better or better yet pls have clean feat when you do it. I mean damn.... give me a break.


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I LOVE GAGA

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ASSUMPTION

Assumption is the worst. :)


This is random but remember Moulin Rouge? <3 or course you do! enjoy!

Violet died today :(

My fighting fishie, Violet, died today :( :( :(

COOL ;)

While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, while doing this draw the number "6" int he air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction and there's nothing you can do about it.


=)

Endlessly, She said - AFI

Love AFI
Love this song :)




Walked into our world and made
Horrible sounds.
I can still hear them today
(strangely they seem)
Beautiful now,
though they outlast my love.

Still each time I always meant,
Every word,
Every one.
Though in time they finally bent,
Every word,
Every one.

Every word.

"I will wait for you." She said,
Endlessly.
"I will wait for you." So spoke,
Misery.

I returned to you but found,
My empty home.
The radio told me to stay.
As it burned down
I sang alone.
You will outlast my love.

Still each time I always meant,
Every word,
Every one.
Though in time they finally bent,
Every word,
Every one.

Every word.

"I will wait for you." She said,
Endlessly.
"I will wait for you." So spoke,
Misery.

Oh.

I have been waiting for you,
Biting as you taught me to.
I have come to relieve you,
Of life and love.

I will wait for you.
I will wait for you.
I will wait for you.

I will wait.

I will wait.

"I will wait for you." She said,
Endlessly.
"I will wait for you." So spoke,
Misery.

"I will wait for you"
Wait for you,
Endlessly.

"I will wait for you."
So spoke.

So spoke,
Misery.

I will bite straight through.
As I wait for you
Dear,
Endlessly.

More family in WA ;) :) :)

So, I was chatting with my cousin Michael in Seattl lastnight... more like til early in the morning lol. So cool to find out I have more cousins in WA that I've never met and better yet, triplets! haha

Man I want to get some Orange Tree right now :( too bad they're closed